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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D

 
Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo


Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

 

 

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

 
Sardar Ka Padosi Mar Gaya


Sardar Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

 

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

 
Beta 2 Bistar Kiun Lagay


*Sardar: Beta 2 Bistar Kiun Lagay?

Son: Ghr Pe 2 Guest Ane Hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami Ka Bhai Or Mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 Or Lga , Mera Sala Bi A Rha Hai..:-)

 
Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai


Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

 
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay


Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.

Sardar: Theek Hai,

 

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

 
D Most Brilliant Sardar In Exam

D Most Brilliant Sardar In Exam :
Problem:
Prove That LHS=RHS

(2x+9y)= 10x/3y

Sardar:
Multiply Both Sides By "Zero"
=>0=0
.'. LHS=RHS

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