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Santas Army Test


Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata Nahi Sir
Mere Pass Sirf 10 Hi Ungli Hai.
(=AwaD O_0
W!LD T3XT3R

 
Aaj Kisine Mere


Santa:Aaj Kisine Mere BAAP Ko Gaali Di.

Patni:Fir?

Santa:Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gaali Di.

Patni:Lekin Wo Kaun Tha?

Santa:Mera BETA..

 
Sardar Ki Beti Hoi


Sardar Ki Beti Hoi.
Biwi: Suno Ji Jb Ye Bari Hogi Tou Larke Ise Tung Krn Ge.

Sardar: Me Ne Is Problem Ka Solution Dhondh Lia He Hm Iska Nam "BAJI" Rakhn Ge;-)

 
Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q

S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hot

 
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water


After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water

Y

Coz

He Feared That Fish Will

Start Swimming In His Stomach

 
Ye Tum Ne Pattian Kyun


Santa:Ye TUm Ne PattiAn KYun Bandhi Hui HAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri GAri Se Takra GYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To USay I HO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas YaAr KAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho GAi Thi.

 
Santa Platfrom K Side

Santa Platfrom K Side Leta Tha

Banta-Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Santa-Sucite

Banta-To Beach Me Leto

Santa-Dar Lagta He...
 
Tum Bade Ho Kr Kya Kroge


Teachr: Tum Bade Ho Kr Kya Kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, Mera Mtlab Kya Banoge?

Santa:"DADDY "

 
Yar Ye T0u Morning Morning

SanTA 2 BaNta

YaR Ye T0u MoRnInG MorNiNg BukS OThA K KaHA Ja RAhA Hai?

SaNta : YAr MAI EngLIsH SEKHnE JA RAha HN.

BANta:v0 Ku?

SanTa:v0 MuJhE KAVe(CRoW)Se CoMpLx HOGya HAi.

BaNta: CRow Se Ku YAR?

SanTa:B'Cz CRoW B ENgLISh BLta HAi.

BnTa:it's IMpOSBlE.

SanTa:YAR DKh SiPmlE CRow BlTA HeNA

COW CoW C0W
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