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Pathan SMS
College Ki Ladki Se Bola


Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.:

 
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K


SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)

 
Tumhare Abbu Ka


Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua?

Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.

 
Pathan Ka Baita Awaaz


Pathan Ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy..

"Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §Akta"

Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay §Y ßola..

Tum Kon ßaat Ker Rahay Hou?

ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat Ker Rahay Hain..

 
Teacher To Pathan


Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho

Pathan: §Ir §Chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy

Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy

Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

 
1 Pathan Jahaz M

1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,

To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya,

Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.
 
Pathan Thought Lol Meant

Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text

''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D
 
1 Pathan Ko Road Pe


1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola

"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )

 
Pathan Mobile Company Me

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:

PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya

SawaL Tha?

Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?

Pathan

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